You neglected the best part of the "Hot Ham Water" gag:

Just wait...

I’m not surprised it happened. I’m surprised it happened so soon.

PROTIP: Hide in the fucking brush next to the box. trust me its better.

I want both god dammit.

77 of which will be entirely nothing but dialogue and banter.

This is one of the most interesting things I've seen people try out in a video game. Thanks for sharing!

It's almost like Ubisoft is two entirely different companies with the same name. One makes things like Valiant Hearts and Child of Light, while the other makes Assassin's Creed and Watch Dogs.

We need a non white female cop that identifies as a pan sexual shooting an Indian man in drag.

That's a weird way of writing Mitsuru.

are you SURE you meant Castle Crashers?

cuz, that game was amazing when it came out on xbox 360

I've always wondered what I'd look like with really lacey boots.

For reference:

I might be a little sore about this whole PENDING APPROVAL thing.

PLEASE GOD YES!

Metal Gear Rising 2: Troll face boogaloo

HOLYCRAP! This is going to be awesome.

I can't wait to see how they're going to try and top the first Rising. Maybe Raiden will abandon flipping god damn metal gears and start carrying a gun that shoots out Metal Gear Rays instead.

"while Yakuza 3 and Thief are for anyone still booting up PS3s."

I think you mean Yakuza 4