Shouldn’t the headline read ‘Sexual Assault by Founder’? When I first read it, I thought it meant they’d somehow closed down because the founder had been sexually assaulted by someone.

And they still remain funny to this day.

Aww, the poor manbabies are just sad that when they were sick with an acute case of Butthurt Fee-Fees Disorder at the Fragile Male Ego Hospital, no awesome ladies came to visit them!

Wait, are you saying the evil alien from The Last Starfighter will replace Stannis? So awesome.

I tried the scoreing of hot dogs as suggested ...they came out were the most appitizing dogs i’ve ever made.

Thats just a little bit more than the law will allow.

I know! I’m from the north, so I never really cared about the confederate flag one way or the other, but the Duke brothers are just a couple good ol’ boys, never meaning no harm! I guess, in fairness, they have been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.

Ugh I'm jealous, I wanted those mugs and when I got there like 20 minutes after opening everything was gone. I made it out with a questionable romper that ended up looking really good on so I'm calling it a win, but I really wanted the mugs and the seashell bracelet.

Also, I'd just like to say that I am so very happy that I lived long enough to see the day where I can, if I so desire, just pop down to the legal weed dispensary for some weed, and the internet cleaning lady will teach me how to roll it into a clean, tidy, filtered joint. When I was 15 (or even when I was 30. Or…

"This R2 unit has a bad motivator. Look!"

I didn't watch it, but it seems from the picture that it's more like Katy Perry giving his crotch an aggressive assing.

"We need more monkeys!"

Um. What is that?

CUE THE MOTHERFUCKING JOHN WILLIAMS, IT'S THE MILLENIUM FALCON.

Why — doesn't anybody stream the entire Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies library? That's content I'd pay for.

Tom & Jerry?

Don't care to and choose not to remember anything else! Heck, as a kid, I'd be on the couch with a bowl of cereal when the Looney Tunes started, and I'd be outside playing when it ended. Didn't care for Grape Ape, Land of the Lost, Whacky Races, or any of the rest of it.

The problem is, by saying you only feel sympathy for their children and not for these women stuck doing something they regretted, you're ensuring that women will continue to feel ashamed for having these feelings and they won't speak about this frankly to people close to them or anyone else, and will keep these…

Well, I guess you could say, that she had some dead weight in the trunk...

""They got them back because of me being a superhero." Abby Dean: Superhero and not here for your racist bullshit."

You keep on fighting the good fight, Abby. Truth and Justice need you on their side.