My dad is like that, but he's an Islamophobe
1) Of Jewish descent
2) Over 50
3) White
4) Not Islamic

Dorian Gray jokes never get old.

Yeah, I could.

HA! What a two! Am I right threes?

Just Europeans.

Wesley Willis "Suck a Cheetah's Dick"

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Steely Dan "Dr. Wu"

Sonic Youth "The Diamond Sea"

Elton John "Your Song"

Violent Femmes "Add it Up"

How would he make a movie with no shot lasting more than 5/12ths of a second?

*Spike Lee tweets Tucker Carlson's address, no one corrects him*

"Chunks of dead prostitute"

My personal favorite answer card is "Bees?" There's just something hilarious about the uncertainty of bees. I'm pretty sure it's the only card in the game with a question mark.

He died two days after I finished reading "Life Itself." I felt like I had only just gotten to know him personally, and not just through his writing.

I have really gotten into Where are my Pants?! recently. Still funny!

Whoaaa dyin' on a prayer
Take my foot
We will not make it I do not swear
Dyin' on a praaaaayya

Another reason I have doubt that Woody did it is that no one else has come out and made more accusations. Often, as with Sandusky, once one victim comes out others follow, but to my knowledge Dylan is Woody's only accuser.

"Not sure what it means, but it's damn funny." Is pretty much exactly how I felt about the whole film.