I work two jobs, a security guard and part time as a stocker at a grocery store. Between the two I pull in 39k and some change. Neither of these jobs require degrees. Neither of them require experience.

Based on this, and the last video posted here that this guy made, I have two questions:

If you look at this and think “this might help me!” you should just give it up and stick to Lean Cuisine.

Kobe spoke to the 2 players as well. He gave them the number of a good jeweler.

Sexually propositioning a woman and her mom at a stoplight?

Better “life hack” - use a chef’s knife, not a paring knife, to chop vegetables, and steady your cutting board.

Almost 2 decades of friendship and being in love with each other and neither one of us ever did anything about it.

Play OKCupid.com. Think of it as a game where the end goal is to meet someone in real life but that’s like 3 years from now. In the interim you set mini goals like, ‘actually write a profile’ and then ‘contact someone’ and then ‘get a real life conversation going’ to ‘make a friend’ to possibly meet outside of okcupid!

Santacin is worse if you actually encounter it, but is usually easy to avoid.

Cutting it up on a backroad is just as dangerous, you selfish buffoon.

That's a pretty pathetic justification for being a dumbass yourself. If I sound condescending it's because you deserve to be condescended to.

He just wanted some tips on the Pink Triangle offense.

Oh god. Same here.

i wouldn’t, knowing that on the spectrum of people there is a slightly less good person who i can be with without this baggage (lol ba-a-a-aggage get it)

Black Mirror flashback.

Maybe he was the misfit cop who really wanted to be a dentist.

It weirds me out that simplehuman has such a monopoly on the nice-looking trash can market. We got this one almost as a protest. Plus it looks cool. We like that it’s small and has a pedal and is in a neat color.

It weirds me out that simplehuman has such a monopoly on the nice-looking trash can market. We got this one almost…

“Who is Alanis?”

You would think instead of tweeting their ignorance they would just, you know, look her up on wikipedia or something...Hey kids: those shiny devices are also computers!

Sunflower seeds? Interpretive jiggery-pokery! Peas??? Pure Applesauce!!!