The warmup comic for Stewart and Colbert says super creepy, sexist, and racist stuff to the audiences. Stewart has gotten really defensive when called out for it.

And one session is just one orgasm! Wouldn’t most people give up at that point? I’m a woman, but that seems like an awful long time for one dude orgasm.

Good for her, but my type swings more toward her husband than Captain America. To quote Ron from her old show “I like pretty dark haired [men with glasses] and breakfast food.”

Yes, men do wear toupees. I used to work with one. I know it was one because it looked like one, people in the office would talk behind his back about it, and I once found the years-old receipts in a book. I put them in the shred box and never said a word, like a good colleague.

I’ve heard of people getting ILP using proxy servers, but haven’t tried it. RIP offshore pay NBA streaming service that shall not be named. I would gladly pay for NBA, but as you described, the options aren’t there. I would need LP for all the regular season games other than the occasional nationally televised one…

Until they make league pass non-shitty, the NBA can go fuck themselves; I'm streaming. I can't even watch the games I want on cable since I don't live in the same region as my team, and league pass blacks out the playoffs.

Uh, has anyone here said anything to indicate that they're Kardashian apologists? I don't see anything.

I dated a guy who was really into her work and he had me watch that one movie. I hated it. Between that and the constant Beach House, I should’ve run away earlier from the fake sensitive hipster bro.

To a research center where they will be used for scientific experiments and still be beaten with bullhooks.

Hey, they were doing the hipster Paul Simon-style guitar thing before Vampire Weekend. So cool, guyz

Also Miranda July is such a dolt.

It’s kinda weird because I bet if they didn’t say anything nobody would’ve known about the leak or if that person sold it, I doubt there would be many takers. They aren’t that famous and I’m not sure YACHT fans overlap with the celebrity sex tape community that much/ maybe most people who actually know who they are…

I have a charge HR and the syncing is so bad that sometimes it takes 15 minutes and several tries to update my alarms. I’ve gone though support and they just sent me a new unit that isn’t any better.

Yes. The sugar, for starters. Yikes.

We don't kill anything on purpose, so you're safe.

Thank you. People who think vegans are all bullies should try going vegan for a week and compare that how they were bullied as a non-vegan. The amount of hate and fake concern you get for what you choose not to eat was astounding to me when I went vegan. Like if there’s a community of people who don’t drink, you…

Mm hmm, tell me about all the vegans who have bullied you. I used to eat meat and nobody cared. Now I’m vegan and I get hassled about it constantly even though I only mention it when I have to and it’s nobody’s fucking business but mine what I eat.

This shit ultimately has nothing to do with being vegan. It’s dramatic Internet assholes starting shit for attention the same as all other dramatic internet assholes. I’m vegan, follow a lot of vegan cooking bloggers, and have never heard of any of these people.

This is not vegan drama, this is YouTube attention seeker drama. This has almost zero to do with being vegan any more than other YouTube drama has with being a meat eater.

You should try the newer vegan cheeses. I get that you aren't vegetarian for animal welfare reasons, but it's worth considering.