I refuse to believe that you would be so dense as to drag your so called wife into this. There is no way you would be so autistic, even for a male feminist.

If you knew anything about women, you’d know better than to declare to them how “sexually appealing” you are, and how you’re GONNA GET SO LAID BRO. That’s a massive turnoff, because it makes you look like you’re following their lead.

>mfw Michael Brown

“We don’t tip”

What do you mean? If women didn’t feel entitled to hit people, they wouldn’t end up beaten to death/near death so often.

Bwahahaha 😂

Take a swing at me. After I knock a few of your teeth out, we’ll see about it.

And it ain’t your wife’s sex drive, baby boy.

No, if I hit harder then that is quite literally on her. Specifically, on her temple or jaw.

Never tried to get a vasectomy, I take it?

No they aren’t. This is some Cosmo level shit, and Jezebel is better off not schlicking themselves off over it.

They wouldn’t do that. It isn’t that big of a gap despite the average hours worked between them.

Eh, it isn’t even remotely true to life (the writers haven’t looked at the average earnings lmao) but it does serve a good message;

Well.. at least he’s white.

So, a married man trolling for pussy on Jezebel.

What in the world are you talking about? Duty? To kill her?

Uh, no. Trolling for pussy while married is worse.

Someone has to tell you. I’d bet that if women didn’t feel entitled to put their hands on people, the number of IPV related deaths and injuries would drop by half or more.

I don’t think Jez is the best place to troll for pussy.

I thank you for your voluntary exit from the gene pool.