Bwahahaha 😂

Take a swing at me. After I knock a few of your teeth out, we’ll see about it.

And it ain’t your wife’s sex drive, baby boy.

No, if I hit harder then that is quite literally on her. Specifically, on her temple or jaw.

Never tried to get a vasectomy, I take it?

No they aren’t. This is some Cosmo level shit, and Jezebel is better off not schlicking themselves off over it.

They wouldn’t do that. It isn’t that big of a gap despite the average hours worked between them.

Eh, it isn’t even remotely true to life (the writers haven’t looked at the average earnings lmao) but it does serve a good message;

Well.. at least he’s white.

So, a married man trolling for pussy on Jezebel.

What in the world are you talking about? Duty? To kill her?

Uh, no. Trolling for pussy while married is worse.

Someone has to tell you. I’d bet that if women didn’t feel entitled to put their hands on people, the number of IPV related deaths and injuries would drop by half or more.

I don’t think Jez is the best place to troll for pussy.

I thank you for your voluntary exit from the gene pool.

Why not? We blame men for their deaths all the time. If some chick swings on a dude and gets Ray Riced, that’s on her.

That’s precisely the reason why. Or rather, women are less likely to be murdered or assaulted because they are women.

I guess Jezzies aren’t so quick to laugh about this when the shoe is on the other foot.

So... antagonize them I guess?

Meh. The only time I ever had to Ray Rice a chick was when she assaulted me.