They are completely equal in my heart. Eating right out of the bag? I’m more into Cool Ranch. That signature combination of flavas is just so delightful. With Nacho, I kinda get this taste bud exhaustion where the taste of the chip itself starts to overwhelm the cheese taste. Cool Ranch is a pretty consistent ride for…

ONE HACK TO RULE THEM ALL:

I know many restaurants that don’t even let servers try the specials. And to be fair, I get why they didn’t. It requires the waitstaff to haul into the kitchen at about the same time. If it’s a restaurant that doesn’t have a clear-cut dinner service time and the waitstaff doesn’t have shifts that will line up to allow…

This. With any luck, any diner is putting food in their mouth and chewing more often than they’re not. Of course the server is going to catch you while you’re taking a bite. Count your lucky stars that they’re not going to hover in the corner and stare you down, waiting for the exact, perfect moment between bites (and…

How is McDonald’s bacon so disappointing? I really want to root for more bacon, but as soon as they announced the cheesy bacon fries, I expected exactly what you described.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Peanut Butter Cap’n Crunch, Special K Red Berries, Frosted Mini Wheats and Fruity Pebbles

I particularly despise that freshly sneezed-on texture.

THIS. I wouldn’t chomp into a Smithsonian exhibit, and so I shall not eat the rind.

Eh, let’s not kinkshame. Plenty of respectable people are into kinky sex. Plenty of grown-ass, got-it-together people are into loud, filthy sex and still manage to be smart, strong, funny and good at sex (?).

I agree! I’ll add that my local young professionals organization does stuff like bowling nights, free talks where they encourage you to bring your bag lunch!, roundtables and sure, even happy hours. Everything is totally voluntary, and they’re great about posting any applicable costs beforehand, so you know what…

On the couch with someone special aside, who the hell is just standing around the chip and dip, bogarting the whole bowl? Get you a scoop, get you a handful of chips and move on, honey!

Can I be that guy? How much “networking” is getting done here? If you’re hoping that making a good impression on your coworkers will lead to future opportunities, I promise that what you do during office hours is what’s going to matter most. They might remember you for your sparkling personality, but they can get a…

And I’m guessing that “picture other more attractive women” he does not mean that he is picturing them grocery shopping, twirling their hair or smiling in the dappled light of a golden sunset: he’s picturing pornstars gettin’ porny. And then he’s opening his eyes and seeing a real-life person who probably looks less…

Most of my favorite road trips and road trip food involve the summer and the South (repeat after me: always stop for roadside stand boiled peanuts) but the most memorable was definitely an early-autumn trip. My mom and I love a good detour, so we decided to stop at a random orchard somewhere in Indiana. Hot spiced…

I really hate to say that an 80-minute episode should’ve been longer, but... maybe it should’ve been longer? So many moments felt rushed. And while a few moments definitely dragged on longer than they needed to (Jon Snow roll call, Jon Snow hiding from Viseryon then screaming in his face for reasons) it didn’t feel…

I’m just incredibly bitter about my inability to like bitter things. I feel like a toddler, but like. I’m also here to ENJOY beer, and I’m never gonna get into that.

Dairy Queen ice cream cake. My mom and I both somehow got food poisoned by one. It was two days of misery, brought on by a little birthday cheer. And while this may seem like an oddly specific food to mention, you’ll be surprised how many of these have been shoved under our noses by people with a hopeful, mirthful glea…

So Kate gets my vote. She drafted an entire meal I’d like to eat, even if she didn’t pick any (conventional) sandwiches–bold choice!

Okay, my knee-jerk reaction was coleslaw, but lets say that’s the choice for places that wouldn’t do tempura green beans well. I’m also accepting of onion rings and fried mushrooms. Or like. A mish-mash of fried things.

No mention of Arya having a snack whole meal?