Jesus made clear that the church’s job was to reach out and love people, care for the poor and stay the motherfuck out of political matters on any level, that he would not look kindly on it when judgement time came. Again, these pastors don’t seem to really know the book they are supposed to have foremost in their…

So a man who fucked around on everyone of his three wives and probably had sex with underage girls, Is “God’s chosen one” but Harris Is a Jezebel.

As a designer myself, I can’t think of anything less elegant and less creative than just scaling up the kidneys until they become naked mole rat teeth. So no elegant creators that I know would want to be seen anywhere near the heaps of fugliness that is any new BMW.

I hear it even comes with unlimited Data.....

Tesla is probably blocking Geordi because he’s calling from an android device.

Any state with annual inspections and/or emissions testing is not a good state to own a car.

Hint, the one that actively promotes insane conspiracy theories and helps white supremicists come together and plot to overthrow the government is worse.  

Lets see, one company tries to steer people to use its products. The other tries to do the same while also actively helping nut jobs file into an echo chamber where they can plot to overthrow the government.

Short-term capital gains are taxed at your current rate. This means that it will be taxed at either 12% or 22% (journalism has terrible pay, but I don’t know what Kotaku pays). In addition, if you lose any money in stocks, that would be deducted from any profits. People need to quit with the nonsense about how you…

Dad I told you to fucking stop. 

This doesn’t help their case against Amazon, since the core of their argument was they couldn't possibly find hosting elsewhere.

“Why can’t you destress like a real man and pass out drunk watching ESPN?”

“What are you going to do when you’re married and stressed? Tell your wife that you need to play Xbox?”

As the saying goes, you meet an asshole in the morning, you met an asshole. You meet assholes all day, you’re likely the asshole. Maga assholes fall into the latter category.

deep down they probably thought “oh that violent mob wouldn’t have done anything to ME, I’m a Republican WHITE! The Democrats in Congress on the other hand...yikes.”

I know you did, I just... 70 million votes and a fuckton of rednecks showing their asses for the world to see, i’m pretty embarrassed.

the thought that Mango Unchained is probably freaking the fuck out over this (more that he has no Twitter to rant to than the fact that he was just impeached a second time) makes me very happy. (No one tell him he has a room for holding press conferences that he could use literally whenever he wants.)

deep down they probably thought “oh that violent mob wouldn’t have done anything to ME, I’m a Republican! The Democrats in Congress on the other hand...yikes.”

wow, TEN Republicans found a pair of balls and voted to impeach this guy for inciting insurrection.  Color me unimpressed.  What an embarrassment.

Reminder that it was just last month that Trump pardoned war criminals who were responsible for more murders than Montgomery. Anyone who thinks executing Montgomery (or anyone currently on death row) is really about justice doesn’t understand what true justice is.