Yeah, fuck Peggy Noonan, sure.

She still has to go through life looking like Dr. Zaius. And I think she’s abusing some sort of medication.

Cowher isn’t coming out of retirement and away from a well paying job doing nothing to coach the bills. He’s too busy still being adored by spoiled fans who have made him into a living God.

Its the Bills. I guarantee it will be washed up and out-of-touch Bill Cowher.

Orchard Park, NY (February 8, 2017) We would like to thank the Ryans for their... contribution, the last three seasons, but we feel that a move was necessary in order to take a step toward returning to the Super Bowl. Which is why today we are proud to announce Jeff Fisher/Gus Bradley/Tom Coughlin as the head coach of…

We really are approaching the apocalypse and a DAL/NE Super Bowl, aren’t we?

well, actually....

So he works as a security guard at Chargers games in his spare time? Hey-O!

Malcom or Oscar from The Office?

If he thinks the Sacramento media folks (pussycats, the lot of them) are out to get him, wait till he gets his trade to a real media market.

Carl Winslow or Carl Weathers? Because I’m pretty sure Creed has never done anything gay... aside from the romp through the sand and a possible sword fight or two with Rocky.

“Get on the bus, Gus”

How is it I immediately had thoughts of the NES game Ring King, with it’s flying, out-of-the-ring KO animations, and that’s the one damn old video game that has basically no relevant clips online?

Penalty was bullshit. First of all, Atkinson gave up the football to the nearest official before celebrating, so it wasn’t like he was using it as a “prop.” Second, he went out of bounds before taking off his helmet, so there was no “delay of game” or potentially jeopardizing his personal safety. Finally, he was…

Poor guy should have taken a cue from my WASPy people: Be gruesomely serious at public “fun” events, and save the outlandish celebrations for that moment when you’re alone and behind closed doors for the first time right after the reading of the will for your stonefaced and unloving father’s estate. If you wanna style…

NC Central was robbed. That was a legit football play.

I always feel so sad when I hear that. Because the tolerance of liberals is for things that are intrinsic to people—their gender, their sexual orientation, the color of their skin, their deep spiritual beliefs about the very nature of the universe and its higher powers. What these people are saying when they say, “Why…

Yep. Our country has been 200+ years of rich white people scamming poor white people into voting for them over and over and over.

You mean those evil racists are also lying power hungry hypocrites that don’t use their office to serve the people but to enrich themselves and amass power?

Interesting takeaway from this election cycle: Turns out that the GOP, the party that routinely wraps itself in the American flag and the Constitution, not really all that interested in democracy.