they call themselves journalists... but without any of the journalism. Really amazing side hustle to be honest.

It isn’t that baffling. No site in the Gawkmodoverse is going to miss an opportunity to virtue signal, especially at the expense of someone of immense celebrity.

“Meanwhile, The Daily Star’s story continues to be up on the paper’s site; the organization has been sued for (and settled over) libel charges a number of times over the years, but it’s still baffling that they thought they could get away with allegedly straight-up inventing an interview with one of Earth’s most…

She-sounds like-a nice-girl. I'm-happy for-them.

Oh yeah man. Nothing screams “more sex” like getting married. 

That message was brought to you by DeBeers, who sent a representative hidden in a hay bale to make sure it was delivered correctly.

I just want more skull. That’s all I care about. Skull = Punisher. If he was just pushing papers at H&R Block all season with a giant white skull on his chest, I’d be okay with that.

First of all, BAD ASS you fly a Black hawk. Secondly, can you imagine the balls on the first person to attempt this manuever? Like,...

How about they just forego the entire televised bullshit circle-jerk by posting the results online and mailing out the awards to all the winners.

One of the next great writers is here at Jalopnik. Beautiful story, I wish you the best. 

Signs are still well-fastened, though! Suck it, Australia!

According to my program, it was Dwyane Wade.

man i dunno what it is, but i absolutely LOVE eve drama.  Never had the desire to play it but I will read about this wild madness every time.  

I think it is a testament to your abilities as a writer to take such a complicated event like this one, with lots of moving pieces, confusing terminology, and inscrutably dense game mechanics for those not well-versed in the game itself, and create a thoroughly engaging and approachable narrative.  Thank you, and…

“Sean McVay is Unavailable.”

And I’ll indignantly tell them they’re mistaken, that’s my mistresses secretary’s car.

I’ll never understand why so many people here get up in arms about this.

Reporting for duty

But it is how at least half the population plays video games.  Especially VR.  I suppose the spastic movement might help them avoid throwing up?

“This is pretty exciting stuff for the parent of every child who has ever complained about not having enough to do on a road trip  vomit to clean up on a road trip.”