Needs moar Jenny

BREAKING: SAS is a dipshit.

..........................*continues surfing

Yep, doesnt sound dissimilar to many execs in large companies.

I want to watch Vikings again, I really do, but feel like “Oh, how the piggies will squeal when they hear how the old boar died.” just felt like the perfect ending to the series.

Well SOMEONES bitter af they didnt get the job. 

They stopped at Quik Trip tho and decided to stay. 

/rolls eyes

Ahhh, a Macron man. 

You’ll grow up with age. Life...finds a way. 

Youre so brainwashed you think any fluctuation is the end of the world. Get a grip. 

“Suffer greatly”. GD youre like a walking talking Buzzfeed headline.

So we dont have record low unemployment right now and tax cuts?

Record low unemployment and lower taxes I guess?

She’s 18 and unsure about what to do and what comes next for her.

That opening scene though is everything.

I know this is done to allow cameras to catch everyone in the car in a seamless shot, but its as if in movies headrests just simply dont exist. ENJOY YOUR BROKEN NECKS GETTING LIGHTLY TAPPED FROM BEHIND EVERYONE!

<in Jedi voice> THIS is the angle you were looking for:

BANG!

The only time Ive ever done this I was a wreck. How she does this so calmly is terrifying. Obviously a sociopathic serial killer.