Also the same network that has hack “comedians” making “jokes” about disabled vets.

I ARE MAD!!!!!1

Nope! Its just Spooky Pooky!

Cool story, now do Hillary.

Still no story about Hillarys “joke” yesterday? Cool, well done Root, you hypocrital dear-diary writers.

Just gonna leave this here:

Yeah, surprised his Twitter account didnt blow up with these great takes.

Please let the next one be the Russian Sleep Experiment

This article totally warrants a “Boom.” at the end of it. 

Okay, but regardless of receiving numbers, we can certainly agree that they were both members of a society that came down on them too hard for unjust reasons. /s

Cmon, give the guy a break...he was so good at catching footballs. 

Also, no shots back of the Earth, flat and square as Mother Nature intended?

YOU CHOOSE A POSITION, SIR! *slaps you with glove

I prefer: “One giant step for me. Suck it, turds!” 

“First man, really? Right now?”

This isnt actually true and any articles that state it have no hard data behind it. I always want a % when I read that with hard stats.

More, to give away.

When Occasio is president, it’d be taxed like 98%. You jergoff rich ahole. 

Its a reason given by people WITHOUT lottery earnings. *mind blown*

Welp, youre an idiot.