Have fun in the bunker. 

Still no story about Hillarys “joke” yesterday? Cool, well done Root, you hypocrital dear-diary writers.

Meh.

Just gonna leave this here:

Yeah, surprised his Twitter account didnt blow up with these great takes.

Please let the next one be the Russian Sleep Experiment

This article totally warrants a “Boom.” at the end of it. 

A chilling story.

Id like to prescribe you to two more doses of Jezebel a day for the next 7 days.

Luckily they’ll also find a single hair from his human owner that allow him to...live for just...one day....because..............?

Please go watch A Ghost Story. Its your (our) speed. 

Okay, but regardless of receiving numbers, we can certainly agree that they were both members of a society that came down on them too hard for unjust reasons. /s

Cmon, give the guy a break...he was so good at catching footballs. 

Also, no shots back of the Earth, flat and square as Mother Nature intended?

YOU CHOOSE A POSITION, SIR! *slaps you with glove

I prefer: “One giant step for me. Suck it, turds!” 

“First man, really? Right now?”

This isnt actually true and any articles that state it have no hard data behind it. I always want a % when I read that with hard stats.

More, to give away.

When Occasio is president, it’d be taxed like 98%. You jergoff rich ahole.