The only acceptable comment here.

Shut up. 

Was their coworker, Munn, hurt in some way? Its more irritating that people think every situation (if involving an actor, politician, etc), no matter the degree of separation, needs to be addressed with a statement by anyone even remotely involved with it. Especially since we know actors just put out some PR-glossed,…

He just wants his kids back.

...maybe its your eyes.

I question anyone that derides it as the “Benghazi” movie, rather than the “Michael Bay” movie.

I cannot imagine what it must be like to live a day in your shoes...to get so stressed out over something so stupid must make life hell.

I wish elitist-jerks was still a thing so I could tell you to take your smug ass back there. 

By your logic, all foods should be run through a Nutribullet, and the slurry taken by straw.

I would also find drowning preferable to having my worn-out face smattered all over Twitter and Instagram by the horde.

UT to NH: “Nuh-uh, YOURE the ultimate tool.”

Yeah! Get on Twitter and Kinja and start yelling at strangers about the people in office, like a modern adult! 

“...and eat that creature to absorb its sexual prowess.”

You and youre f’n logic.

“i COULD play varsity, i just choose not to.”

You may need to disconnect from social media and blogs for a while....youre gettin all frothy.

You are my spirit animal.

For males. Underarm hair for females. 

Yeah! Government, that mythical creature that it is, will definitely get him cleaned up!

Maybe the boss is thinking, “youre ruining any chance of getting yourself hired anywhere else”....which is correct. HFS has the world lost its f’n mind that doing this makes the BOSS the bad guy???