I always wanted to travel back in time with the Tango and Cash van to 1860...slap an American flag on it, and turn every CW battle into an absolute rout. Abe would ride shotgun and Id constantly be telling him to stop messing with the radio dial.

Yes.

True, but doesnt disprove his statement which is still accurate in most cases.

Hey hey hey, we dont need a description of the guy, you already told us he owned a “powerhouse gym”. We KNOW he wears ed hardy and leases a bmw.

This is the best response.

Sorry, was just trying to trigger Star...not you.

No, thats just what he thinks about Chicago.

LOL i think you should channel your rage into a march...walk your little feet tired then take a good nap. maybe after you can find some more cute gifs to post to stick it to everyone!

Stupid monkey!

Wasnt it Lawrence? RCJH!

And yet, immigrants continue to want to come here. Dont they know how awful it is?!

Holy crap, a real life “do you even lift, bro?” guy!

Awesome, even more reason to hate Louis CK.

Im not your Buddy, Cuz.

HES GOING BACK FOR MORE!!!!

This.

Never miss an opportunity to completely blow something out of proportion.

umadbro?

Chill, MrCalifornia.

Bald Ted Cruz was terrible in this.