It was going to retire and sail around the world with his wife on their new sailboat named, “The Live Forever.”

WhereTF did that “conservative” paragraph come from? Did you accidentally copy/paste it from a Gawker post you made or is it just your simple Cards brain spazzing-out as synapses fire for the last time and die?

Boats and Coffee events never end well.

Mattingly! I thought I told you to shave those sideburns! Youre off the team!!!

Dem hips...child-rearin’ like.

Elon Musk must be cast as Sean Probst.

Design experts:

Lighten up, Frances.

Thats not a bulldozer. THIS is a bulldozer:

I don’t know that I necessarily believe in ghosts, however, I do know the mind can be plenty terrifying on its own.