I think you’re (intentionally) misunderstanding what this article is actually saying.

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this stuff is chock full of harpohydrates.

It’s exhausting dealing with a parent who is bipolar. Sure sometimes the whacky shit is fun and exciting, but the older you get (and I’m not talking like 20 I’m talking like after hitting 6) the more you realize the fun shit always ends in tears and bullshit. Never knowing which mom will be there when you wake up in…

Sorry, my universal gibberish translator is broken.

because Page Six clicked publish, and then i clicked publish

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You rang???

Buckely’s is the best, but I still have a soft spot for Rufus Wainwright’s version

Hot take: Jeff Buckley’s cover of Hallelujah is the definitive. All other versions can go home and take a seat. This one can sit in the cold, dark, moldy basement.

ALL OF THIS! And it’s especially offensive to me as a WOC. Because guess what, you Ivanka clones, my WOC ass and my POC friends and LGBTQ friends and non-rich friends (because like a normal person, 99.99% of my friends aren’t damn rich) don’t have the fucking luxury of “positivity.” Because the political situation is…

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I’ve decided that there should be a dating app where the only person who can write and edit your profile is your therapist. Also, they have to sign off on anyone you actually go out with.

Leave humor to funny people. Comedians can get away with that no problem. A bunch of fuck face ad executives can’t because they’re not funny.

Ah, so you didn’t read the article.

Remember, scheduling sex doesn’t have to be to the level of Wednesday at 3:15 for exactly one hour. It may be as simple as every Tuesday and Friday, or on weekends before noon. There is no need to set a time limit

I keep putting it on my calendar, but no one else ever shows up.

When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.

I mean...my schedule is pretty free...if any casting directors are listening...

It’s a show that changes the lead actor every 2-4 years. If he doesn’t like change, why would he pick this and not a show where the main character literally changes every few years by design? If you were talking about him being upset by Mark Harmon leaving NCIS, you might have a point, but this is, in fact, an…