Dude nothing will be worse than FF 13

Me too. The first Demo at least had some graphics settings, where you could tweak it for “stable above 30 fps” or “cinematic visuals”. The same is true for Bloodborne. I wish I could play such a timing critical game on a device, that runs it at smooth rates.

To tell you the truth, I’m not entirely certain—I’m under the impression it’s a full on Rocko’s Modern Life movie, but I’ve been known to be wrong.

...from time to time.

he makes them drowzee!

I’ll see myself out.

WHAT ABOUT MISSINGNO!!!!!

ALS hasn't killed him for fifty years. He's a tough sonofabitch.

I’m ok with this

Lol with a glowing wish stone set in the controller. Also that show is awful. It's just an excuse for MTV to have teens in weird clothing bang each other.

team work!

Really, Japan? That’s where the line is?

An adventure game with investigative mechanics, a la Heavy Rain or The Wolf Among Us or those bits in Arkham games, wherein you play as Tales investigating the grisly murder of Sonic The Hedgehog.

Ahh, just what I always wanted with my licensed transformers merch; a bent over underage anime girl in underwear sporting a terrified ‘please don’t rape me!’ expression on her face. Having the hero of the series eyeballing her ass on top of all that is the icing on the cake.

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I would like to see Megatron stuck in a potato.

The new Zelda hasn’t been in development hell.

I am not prepared for either.

Next he’ll be saying FF Vs 13 has a release date.

It’s exactly like an Adam Sandler movie, except funnier.

Five really shines if/when you get nerdy about the gameplay— Look up Four Job Fiesta, it’s coming up relatively soon.