Dear Rich White (Likely Blonde) Hollywood Actress,
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If they really want to shock us they should take a picture of how much it costs to make these things compared to the retail price.
Sure, run along kid, the grownups need to talk.
maybe I'm weird, but the thing that struck me the most about that story is that she THREW HIS PHONE OUT THE WINDOW. (And I'm guessing it wasn't an old flip phone) Seriously, does she realize how fucking decadent and out of touch that sounds?
I know, I watched a compilation clip of his last week and was just so mad he's gone...
I got really mad at my mom one day because she was drinking and driving.
Dude. You think she puts a seatbelt on that kid? She probably read an article once or had the friend of her allergist's cousin tell her about this one time, in Canada, when this kid was wearing a seatbelt and got into an accident and his arms were ripped off by the belt so seatbelts a are bad for kids.
I would like to know why there are no charges for preventing someone from calling 911. He was making a genuine call about real crime, his age shouldn't matter.
That's the sad thing: she does probably think it's cute. My husband's mother was the exact same way. She would drive drunk with her kids in the car and she would try to pull this "oopsie! aren't I adorable?" spiel.
She says he's vaccinated, NOW. Of course, in a Time article in 2011, she stated she would never tell other parents not to vaccinate, but Evan would never get another shot. Not ever, because SHE'S a good parent.
I almost called the cops on someone who was texting and driving the other day... Only it wasn't for texting and driving—I legitimately thought they were drunk. Seriously. They were swerving all over the fucking road. It wasn't until we were at a stop sign that I realized why she was driving so wrecklessly.
She shared the following tale about her 12-year-old son, who she termed a "rule follower": "We're driving in the car and of course I text and drive," she said on the radio program. "He called the police on me and said, 'My mom is texting and driving right now.' True story." She responded, quoth Jenny, by throwing…
She really thinks that's an adorable anecdote, like we're going to shake our heads and say, "That's so Jenny."
" I broke the law and then punished my son when he tried to do what he thought was right. Isn't that a hilarious anecdote where I don't come off looking terrible at all?!"
"He ratted on me while I risked both our lives in the most vapid and idiotic way possible...So I threw his phone out the window." These are our celebrities ladies and gentlemen. Woe to the republic.
We're driving in the car and of course I text and drive
"We're driving in the car and of course I text and drive,"
"She also refuses to vaccinate me. PLEASE HELP."