Yawn.

Pretty much, yeah. Living in both Louisiana and Michigan, I can confirm that the reaction to both are night and day. When I lived in Michigan people were flipping out about news of hurricanes hitting the US. They found out my family lived in Louisiana and would tell me “I’m so sorry” and shit like that as if a nuke…

Let’s be real. She probably isn’t from Florida. The only people freaking out about this storm are people who have never been through a hurricane.

I mean I’m 100% correct, but okay.

If you can’t think for yourself maybe you aren’t long for this world and death by a thunderstorm is fitting.

It’s more fun to be offended. Why would you try to ruin that?

“because some people are told if they leave they will lose their job”

Only idiots die in Hurricanes, honestly. If you’re within a mile or so of the beach, leave to avoid rising waters. Otherwise, just stay in your house and don’t go surfing, and your chances of dying are extremely low. We don’t live in a third world country like Haiti that gets obliterated every time it rains. I mean I…