They’d better hope his son isn’t John.

became physical when his girlfriend made a remark about Bowies mother

I also have been striking Out since July 8th but that all ended today as well. His semester is up and he’s heading back to Denmark.

My initial reaction would be to tell him he ought to be ashamed of this record, to take some pride in himself and work to get better. But coming from me, I doubt he’d listen. After all, who am I to Judge?

You can still sell it to Angel Hernandez.

The most athletic Jordan-related move ever made on a baseball field.

Too bad it’s not in Sandusky, Ohio.

“Kid Grabs Huge Dong”

Pa Kent won’t like him showing off like that.

“Is it your fuckin’ business? Move along, pal.”

He should sue his employer. That’s what my wife did when she got a bulging dick in her lower back. Now we’ve got four cars and a vacation house in Tahoe.

Moneyball: How to trick your fans into not abandoning your team for two decades while you spend no money.

I FUCKING HATE BEING A DOLPHINS FAN

I wonder how Adam Silver will find out about this. Will he see this on TV, or Willie Reed it in the paper?

Gotta love the implication that GoT spoilers are considered worse than anything that happened in 2016.

Why investigate when they already know the Answer?

*receives pink slips*

This is a feeling you just can’t flush....