I wonder how Adam Silver will find out about this. Will he see this on TV, or Willie Reed it in the paper?

Why investigate when they already know the Answer?

*receives pink slips*

This is a feeling you just can’t flush....

“I was.”
-Ray Rice

Not like fraternities who pay in Rufies instead of Rupees for clothes coming off....

“7 things are different in this picture. See if you can find them!”

(Ted Kacyzinski tries to shank ultra high security prison guard)

$170 million over four years. To put it another way, Harden will finally have a nickel for every time he claims to be fouled.

The Designated Player is the one who receives the ball when all the other players on the team have died.

a bit of concrete and some seats were “blown out.”

Could have happened during a Titans game with the same number of casualties.

“I was really fucking good at TV, I’m probably the best person to run the country.”

“I was really fucking good at kicking a ball, I’m probably the best person to comment on geopolitics.”

I thought The Mighty Favog* got a job as an hotel security agent.

Curry is #1 in jersey sales for 3 years in a row. Curry led the NBA in All-Star fan voting the last three years. The Warriors are BY FAR—BY. FAR.—the most watched NBA team on TV and in other arenas. ... Basic economics states that if product ‘A’ outsells product ‘B,’ then product ‘A’ is the more VALUABLE product.…

More fans there than at a Rays game.

Are you saying Bamba didn’t want this guy to be his agent? I don’t get it.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Coming this Fall, The Help 2: Starring Jimmy Butler, Lebron James, and sure why not...Kevin hart.