GOING BACK FOR SECONDS EH?

Uber Driver: Michael Oher so big....

I used to be a basketball player, but then I took a bullet to the knee.

Isaiah Thomas Will Beat You And Then Embarrass You

It’s the dead sea over here.

All three of these guys could have been the villain in an 80's skiing movie. 

A few stray observations.

I still have that thousand yard stare from my time in Vietnam, checking up on that t-shirt factory.

I wonder what Dan Snyder told Bruce Allen to tell Chris Cooley to think about this.

PUT ALL OF YOUR MONEY ON THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS IT HAS BEEN 50 YEARS SINCE THEY LAST WON A STANLEY CUP IN 1967 AND THEY JUST MADE THE PLAYOFFS

Congrats on the fiance.

Liberty Bell: “Tell me about it.”

Should have stayed in the box and let it come to him. Why did he have to gopher it?

Ugh. That stupid name and that stupid derivative logo.

The government was going to just ask for the money back but didn’t want to be seen as....um.... you know what- forget it.

Given the era of the car, it’s pretty clear that the cocaine that’s hidden in the car isn’t distributed evenly.

It’s been sullied by poors.

Fucking hipster. “Big deal. I’ve seen better. I saw a vastly superior catch made by a Vietnamese immigrant during a stick ball game while I was traveling abroad in Andorra. It was at night as the sun set over the Mediterranean Sea. Only three of us saw it, myself and this deaf mute couple who were teaching me Moorish…

If this is against the rules, I’m glad the neighborhood 4th graders don’t know better to call me on it. #playingabovethe8'rim

Thank God for the Irish or we would have never had seen such amazing players like Tracy McGrady or Shaquille O’Neal.