Get it. I bought one right before Christmas for $900 and I’m not even mad I missed this price drop.

Get it. I bought one right before Christmas for $900 and I’m not even mad I missed this price drop.

I just feel bad for the guy. Nobody puts MBA in their title unless they are struggling to find work.

I love stuff too.

I love stuff too.

If Dodge had any sense at all they’d buy the naming rights to the stadium.

1996 - “Told Dad he gave a great performance in Broken Arrow. Dad told me it’s best to forget he was ever in Broken Arrow.”

Maybe I’m weird, but that’s not even close to my first thought when these monstrosities come up:

How many times has DFS PR Director Justine Sacco “given the tour” to new hires? She probably makes them strap up, cause she doesn’t want AIDS.

But if both endzones say Broncos, how will Peyton Manning know which endzone to not throw touchdowns to?

Why would a Golden God need a Golden Globe?

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Just don’t buy it as some “starter car” for your kid. Dennis Reynolds will unleash his rage on you if you buy a Range Rover as a starter car

Whom do I have to fellate on twitter to get a CarMax warranty on it?

Well, those NCAA ads did say most of their athletes went pro in something besides sports.

Seeing the fruits of your labor is like the best part especially if you know you just made a bowl of chili lol OR you have that good long deuce I swearI dropped an anaconda in there one time sumbitch hit my balls when it fell over. And for those talking down the “stand up when I wipe guy” for the record I squat down…

How have I not seen this before?

I know I’m in the grays on Deadspin, but I saw this recently, and I hope you watch it.

Now before everybody ask, Yes, those are weird looking graphics no one can read. Yes, you’re not supposed to read them. And yes, people in the state of Georgia can’t read so they arbitrarily put up random letters to form incoherent words because if they don’t it’s just one more unemployed resident playing powerball…

One of the boys was throwing down.....

Ciara already tried a Future upgrade; it didn’t take.