The only thing missing here is a Russian by stander who acts like this happens every day and casually crosses the street post wreck.

Headlines lost to history: “Russian, Japanese Forces Decimate Poles”

I was thinking Vengaboys

That’s a lot of wet newspaper. You’d think that six weeks of spring training would be enough time to get Bumgarner housebroken.

Barcelona are is unreal right now.

I just hope they don’t send him to the Brewers.

Should of been a foul

wait, how can you type if you can't read?

Have you ever heard him speak?

The one time the height chart would have been nice to have in the mugshot background. Jeez.

“AND THE CAT’S IN THE CRADLE

“Too soon.”

Wait, isn’t this double jeopardy?

Shut up, Chris. Specialists only speak when spoken to.

“If we can’t play decent football in this town, nobody will.” - the 49ers

I have a West Indian co-worker who keeps a bottle of weed rum (I know, wheels within wheels on the stereotypes there) in her kitchen at all times and chastises me every time I get a winter cold because apparently, if I drank that stuff every day (every day with breakfast) instead of smoking joints, I would literally…

“Clean slide.”