Seems legit to me.

Remember that one for the retirement home!

If Corbin Sr. were here he'd tell the story of how Junior sharpie penned a full beard on him while sleeping the night before April fools. He'd also tell you about the terrible April fools morning he had trying to remove it with iron wool while preparing for a job interview after being unemployed for 1 year.

My 1.5 year old smelled like she crapped her diaper.

My son was born on April 1st and that little disappointment continues to be the cruelest prank the universe has ever played on me.

After failing to identify the QB spy, Winston glared at the Air Marshal for an extended period of time, leading some to criticize him further for staring down the safety.

We're getting closer every day, people.

Threaded conversations truly are awful.

IT COULD EVEN BE A BOAT!

I see Edward Furlong, some Jimmy Fallon and even a bit of Ray Liotta in that mug. The Liotta comes in at the lip lick.

Why is he wearing his Laker Uniform to an Elite Eight Game?

That is TWO TIME NBA CHAMPION Adam Morrison

First he says Birdman inspired him to keep playing Wolverine forever. Then he strongly hints he'll play Wolverine "one last time." I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S REAL ANYMORE.

That's an extraordinarily poor reading of my argument. Almost as if you're new to baseball or something.

I was measuring him against players that were active during his career (1997-2014). Incidentally, only about 1.2% of players reach the HoF. So saying he's in the top 3% of hitters (which excludes pitchers), isn't exactly a ringing endorsement. Particularly when you consider his shitty baserunning and glove.

During his career, David Ortiz is 27th in wRC+ and 24th in wOBA against players who appeared during the same time frame. I'd say that probably qualifies him as a "great" hitter, but it doesn't put him in an elite class. He's an AWFUL baserunner, the worst of any in the top 30 over that time period. And you have to…

Just the reboots, are what I'm afraid of..

I ain't 'fraid of no ghost.

Ortiz absolutely isn't a HoFer at this point, and it's likely too late to boost his resume. That doesn't mean he won't get in because a bunch of retarded monkeys are the decision makers. But there's a reason Ortiz is a DH. It's because he sucks in the field, and if the new fancy numbers that the BBWAA can't seem to…