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That's not bad pie...it could be worse...he could have just received a Tombstone after a wreck like that. I think all things considered...he's a luck guy.

I can't see what she's written... I think my view is obstructed.

Bobby Bowden was also seen outside the locker room following the game, but he just wanted to ask Pouncey if he knew how Odin Lloyd's season with the Boston Bandits was going.

Make a wish is really getting risky out there

"Hell of a run."

Bobby knew full well he was dead. He was just asking for a friend.

Ask a Brit to say "Aluminum Jaguar Hyundai". That's something special right there

This is just payback for Oasis.

"Gimme a G!"

Dan Snyder: always great at adding fuel to the fire.

From the same levels of hell.