What a fucking moron: it's Y-E-L-L-O-W.

If Ray Lewis was there, he would've dissolved the situation.

Sources identified the choking woman as the starting QB for whatever team you hate.

@Kapernick7 Dude, a herd of goats would do better then you...Trust ME!

"Bullshit. Sam Bradford is really valuable for us."

"Powerful Corporation, Dick Shaking" was actually Disney's tagline for the last couple of Rockin' New Year's Eves.

The NFL will probably increase the fine based on her blatant taunting of Rashad Johnson.

Game: Noid

Damn, that's too bad. When I heard a Lions player was injured after failing to catch something, I'd naturally assumed it was Brandon Pettigrew.

Sure, it's bad, but the person that you should really have sympathy for is his doppelgänger from another dimension, Rashad Finger.

"What they get you for?"

Burgess's cellmate now can't wait to play real-life Super Smash Bros.

If only Cromartie left piles of rubbers, now that would be a story.

Idiot. You don't have to sign the baby. It's fucking stupid, not deaf.

Took some questionable advice from Michael Douglas

You have to admire Dusty Baker's consistency: if there's a way to injure a pitcher, he'll damn well find it.

Days of Thunder II: Sleeping on the couch

Confucius say, "The longer Stenhouse is in the doghouse, the sooner he will be in the cathouse," that and "crowded elevator smell differently to midget,"

Danica just can't win. Even during their make-up sex, Stenhouse wouldn't let her finish first.