It’s an interpretation piece. I call it “What happen to my habitat and why am I in jail?”

Durant subscribes to the old adage “Don’t talk shit about your 2016-2017 employer”

Thanks that EU!

1996 - “Told Dad he gave a great performance in Broken Arrow. Dad told me it’s best to forget he was ever in Broken Arrow.”

I love how some of these merchants have the chip reader but it isn’t enabled so they make you swipe the credit card. Other merchants have it enabled and they look at you like you’re an idiot for not using the chip reader. Condescending looks are the last thing I need when buying gerber baby food, dry ice and…

Bill Pullman can get the D.

No Wickerman?

Ofcourse. That is exactly how a hipster would consume a lobster.

With a face like that is was probably the Devils Threesome

How many times has DFS PR Director Justine Sacco “given the tour” to new hires? She probably makes them strap up, cause she doesn’t want AIDS.

God I love stuff.

God I love stuff.

Fact: Any mozzeralla sticks that do not come as part of a Chili’s Triple play (w/ SW eggrolls) are considered inferior cheese sticks. This is back by science people.

Nike 1999 Basket Commercial campaign. It was the strike season.

The is the shittest premise for a movie I have ever seen and I sat through Mr. Wrong (Ellen Degeneres) and Down Periscope. But it is Key and Peele and at the very least I owe them $13.50 for all the laughs they have given me.

<cough> DayZ <cough>

Now before everybody ask, Yes, those are weird looking graphics no one can read. Yes, you’re not supposed to read them. And yes, people in the state of Georgia can’t read so they arbitrarily put up random letters to form incoherent words because if they don’t it’s just one more unemployed resident playing powerball…

Hit moving or getting hit movie?

At least you have season tickets to watch a Elite QB play.