That’s what the Buffalo Wild Wings men’s room looks like after Super Bowl.

Sadly this wasn’t the alternate timeline where the quake of ‘89 swallowed up Tim McCarver right in front of POTUS Al Michaels.

Edward Kennedy also had the same first pick as you until that fateful drive on the boardwalk.

Who ordered the rocky mountain oysters?

Thank goodness he took PEDs. Being suspended for that long will literally remove the arms for their sockets.

We call that a New Jersey welcome home greeting.

Marry Me! The joy in your life will be as limitless as the basket of fries that I’ve signaled the waiter to refill.

Well than you should have went dutch on the Applebee’s 2 for 25 menu. You’re sending all the wrong signals.

Why such the long face SJP?

It’s hard to beat Kawhi this time of year. I mean have you seen these rates?

In his defense he did turn down the role of Othello for this part.

Choppin Dicks Broccoli

I believe the UK at the time had primitive radar capability (as well as the U.S.) and tipped off the U.S. with the impending strike but we either wanted it to happen or couldn’t get out act together quick enough.

That’s the Joey Tribbiani smell the fart look.

More like UbiHard amirite?

If you subscribe to the MWI (many worlds interpretation) than probability states that there has to be an outcome like what the OP just presented. If you subscribe to the quantum suicide theory within the MWI then you will eventually be that person the OP just wrote about.

If you subscribe to the MWI (many worlds interpretation) than probability states that there has to be an outcome like what you just presented. If you subscribe to the quantum suicide theory within the MWI then you will eventually be that person you just wrote about.

I miss my hound dog. This is a good Dog.

That was my thought as well.