Don't buy Apple. 

If I have an old tank, I just take it to one of the exchange locations. They don’t inspect the old tanks, and I have a newer one that will work for more years.

Eh, we told all of you to stop doing slideshows but you’re not listening either.

1. Which of you sociopaths said that brussels sprouts were a must-have?

Short Answer: No

I grew up using drinking fountains and to this day I’ve never owned a water bottle. But kudos to whoever figured out you can put tap water in a disposable bottle and sell it. Next thing you know they’ll have canned air.

I like TMobile.  They have been our provider for 16+ years.  That being said...  HAMMER THEM.  These companies need to get their priorities straight and no way does that happen without examples being made.

The very fact we get a specific number that is tied to us all our lives, is unchangeable, and so many things depend on it is the root of the problem here.

This guy know the difference

Especially with the new Covid 5G vaccines going around!

“My last two “system health checkers” - currently Norton Utilities Premium - frequently tells me that “System Memory is Low” with numbers like 28% or 42%. I’ve never seen this problem before.

“Go read the one- and two-star reviews to check a product’s potential deficiencies . . .”

I have a job writing about food because I do weird shit no one else will and sometimes it works out really well.

Ew no. Ranch belongs on pizza