No

Should landlords be public enemy #1? No. The lawyers and politicians who enable them to be assholes are public enemy #1.

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Is it worth jumping off a cliff if everyone else is doing it?

I live in Ohio. The field of “Giant Corn Cobs” are utterly stupid and wouldn’t be worth the drive even if gas was 5 cents a gallon.

But, but, Macs don’t have security flaws like Windows does!!

Fine in theory, but odds are your new number is recycled from someone who had their number siezed back for non-payment and you’ll spend months, years even, answers calls from debt collectors who refuse to accept that the person they are pursuing no longer has that phone number.

Wait, are there really people that believe any of these shows have a shred of reality in them? Anyone who watches a show on HGTV knows it’s all staged and fake.

“Fresh” is a marketing term that has no legal meaning. Lots of food vendors, especially fast food joints like Subway, love to use the term because consumers think it means something when it doesn’t. And trust me: Absolutely nothing you find in a Subway is actually “fresh”. 

Most of these were great movies, except for Flight, which is absolute crap. But 12 O’clock High is far and away the best of the best of this bunch.

There must be a fewer egregious example that could be provided.

I’m in my 50s, married 30 years, 3 kids. I’m not a fucking adult and I never will be.

Most people who fall overboard don’t survive the fall, or get sucked under the ship and through the propellers. So there’s no need to worry about treading water alone.

Never, ever share your current salary. While it may be illegal for companies to base the pay offered off your current pay, there’s no way to prove that’s what they did. If they ask your current salary, counter with “what is the pay range for the position”?

Ties “constrict blood flow” and “may compromise the venous drainage of the brain”.

And murdering unarmed black men at every opportunity by shooting them in the back or kneeling on their neck until they suffocate.

Geese are the most bastard animals to ever exist. If geese had existed in the time of dinosaurs, the dinos would have gone extinct long before the meteor hit. There is no such thing as a nice goose. The only good good is a dead goose.

Maybe your picture of over the door shelving should include shelves?

Thank you for calling this out. I’ve been invited to several such weddings over the years and have declined every single time. It’s just not worth it. I’ll send you a nice card with some cash instead.

I routinely skip such get togethers at every job I’ve ever worked at. Never once been considered “not a team player”. It’s perfectly fine. Skip the party. Save an hour of your life.