...did you think that she, as an employee of a Gawker Media blog, genuinely did not know the context of that joke?

Jon is cute but for me the king of the north will always be Robb..

Politics will be politics, and garbage politicians say stupid shit they don’t believe all the time in order to appeal to large swaths of, let’s face it, fucking morons. But, some things have to remain sacred. There is no finer example than hiding behind the bullshit axiom of, “I’m just asking questions.” No you are…

“I’m not an anti-vaxxer, I just play one on TV.”

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Dont trust unattended brownies, people. They’re bad news.

Not at all. The difference is that it is difficult to show intent on sending an e-mail. Without something clearly saying “I intend to violate the rules,” intent is hard to prove in that case. (Whether or not intent was needed is a different issue not really germane to this thread).

i don’t care what anyone else does just so long as NO ONE TOUCHES MY BOYFRIEND NATHAN ADRIAN

Brave.

I’m dying. This was very well done, for a man.

On the plus side, he managed to blow out both knees six amonths after we broke up!

There’s really only one secret to enjoying fencing: Neither of them are actually left handed.

I feel like this is a safe space for me to rail against the Green Party (and all “third” parties in the U.S.) for a second.

Not to be that person, but *Reading.

You know what doesn’t talk back when you tell it your opinion?

That guy is well known around Philly, very creatively named “Philly Jesus.” Dude is super homophobic and makes people uncomfortable.

MOM’S BACK

I think they want you to actually pay for their channel.

He was actually saying “Are you Ellie”

• The Philadelphia subway system still runs on tokens, FYI.