• Days it took for Hillary Clinton to endorse Barack Obama after he became the party’s presumptive nominee: 4

Isn’t he the one that said they broke up because there was no romantic love or some crap on his part anymore? So now that she has someone it’s like oh, no, I forgot. She actually cheated on me. Cool story, bro.

I’m convinced that Taylor is going to keep dating people until all of their initials spell out some sort of coded message about her asking for someone to rescue her from the grasps of the Illuminati.

WITH OTTERS. LOTS AND LOTS OF OTTERS. LIKE THE BABY OTTER WAGGING HER TAIL WHILE BEING BOTTLE-FED.

Here’s a plausible answer- Sansa didn’t exactly know that they’d be there. It’s a long way from Moat Cailin to Winterfell- at least five days hard march if not a week or 10 days. She sent the raven from their field encampment, not from Castle Black or on the way, and they weren’t there that long. Also, she probably…

because we refuse to make any changes.

Can you imagine if the founding fathers had twitter? Adams would have a meltdown every other week. Jefferson would quit every other week with like “I just want to focus on what’s really important. All love, y’all, but I’m tired of it all” and then come back two days later as though nothing had happened. All of…

Twitter has really improved this election.

Yes, she also brought down the World Trade Center on 9/11.

Really fucking sick of Jezebel, of all places, calling this bullshit “sex.”

I actually had noticed this trend and felt compelled to write a rant on Facebook about it, which I’ll just cut and paste here...

Because of those 12,000:

If you are thinking of executing a murder/suicide, just reverse the order. I promise it will still work.

YES! Study after study shows that when women are exactly 50% of a group, or have 50% of speaking roles than people perceive them as taking up more of the room or speaking more than they really do.

Even if the show were 100% about women it still wouldn’t make up for the fact that we literally don’t exist according to school textbooks.

I can see the basis for complaint. Women didn’t even exist until the 1960s, so it’s really a disservice to cover them at all. It is a history podcast, after all, and history was written by us white men.

Apparently this man is used to working with untrained actors, so it makes perfect sense that he thinks Adam Levine is a legit film talent and Kiera Knightley is a hack. Because untrained people are better at everything, you see.

There are better STD ads to choose from, c’mon

Honestly, after what Kesha has been through, I don’t blame any of them for keeping their mouths shut. It’s really awful, but I wouldn’t want to be in their shoes.