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Maybe that is because the guy who took the kick was named Stephen Hauschka.

This is such a click baity title. The extra point wouldn’t have won them the game anyway. They’d still only be up by one, and arizona’s field goal would’ve yielded the same result

I like this site and its writers, but that is a really bad headline as it stands.

There should be Hinkiebots around here anytime soon tsk-tsking about how the Browns would have been better off losing and thus still having the first pick of the next draft.

Mixon did nothing wrong. Defending yourself from someone physically assaulting you is always acceptable, and any self-described “feminists” complaining about this is a hypocrite.

To be fair, Mixon doesn’t owe you a goddamn thing.

Athletes in trouble often lean on the word “female” when forced to discuss victims of their crimes, their intimate partners and reporters.

“Why hasn’t Joe Mixon publicly apologized to her yet?”

Like it or not, public attitudes surrounding punishing these types of cases have changed dramatically over the last 3 years. (Basically after the ray rice video backlash).

Just curious: what did they do to sweep it under the rug?

It’s a knee-jerk reaction for idiots that can’t make out any distinction between any headline that reads “Athlete Hits ( Presumed Poor, Downtrodden, Oppressed) Woman”.

Face it, only execution would be good enough for Joe Mixon.

Molitor was the one fighting to keep the video suppressed but hey nice technique, too bad you couldn’t stick the landing.

throwing it in her face

I agree, he should have apologized, said that he was completely civilly liable in the ongoing lawsuit, and pledged 94% of his future earnings in perpetuity towards the settlement. I mean, that’s what everybody should do while they’re being sued, it saves court time.

The cycle of tearing public figures down and redemption continues. This is years after it happened.

I miss Flip Wilson!

I guess now he knows how Leann Durham felt when he decided she was the wrong body type for him to male gaze at her at a fancy party that one time or w/e she was upset about.

Jezebel:

And...to be fair I’ve lost track of where I’m supposed to stand on Russia anymore