imagine how fucked up your brain has to be to make Odell Beckham Jr. appear rational

I mean, FootballOutsiders’ DVOA ranking has the Giants and Redskins neck-and-neck for worst team, the Eagles have the second-best point differential in the division, and win/loss records have long been proven to be descriptive rather than predictive metrics, but hey — you might be correct

Giants think they got hosed by the refs? Amazing. The refs are the only reason they beat the Eagles the first time.

Burke lets the narrative cloud what he sees

They allow 7-year-olds to become policemen in Turkey?

No one will remember this of course. Detroit fans can boo real people but Philly fans can’t boo Santa Claus

sounds like they didn’t hit you in the face with enough snowballs