Wait till the pills are stolen off the lawn.

Replying to bump this up, too, and also to correct Cate.

This is the only acceptable response

You’ve clearly never seen/read Watership Down.

Bible Thumper.

girl, you got a #WAVE

Theres nothing more offensive than people who try way too hard to be inoffensive, because they talk to you as if they expect you to immediately get indignant and aggressive by virtue of being a POC.

HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR COLLUSION!

American Democracy died when Trump was elected, what we are seeing now, are simply the seizures of a system that is decaying rapidly, aided by the cancer that is the GOP and the aneurysm that Trump represents in it’s collective brain.

Right? Where do they find all of these people who are like, so open to being in an actual relationship? Every man I meet says “I would LOVE to hang out, I’m just not really ready for anything more than fun right now.”

I will watch The Holiday whenever it’s on. The Jack Black character gets on my nerves a little, but it’s the one Nancy Meyers movie I can stomach.

“A Thousand Miles” by Vanessa Carlton.

Someone posted this on The Bachelor Reddit board, and it’s so spot-on:

Oh good! An excuse for me to post this:

Juan Pablo was also a dumb douche but at least had enough self-awareness not to propose to anyone at the end of the show. This guy is just the worst. Everything I’ve seen from his promotional tour just makes me more disgusted with him, too.

The point to take home from last night is that Arie contacted Lauren behind Becca’s under the guise of “working through his guilt” when he was actually feeling Lauren out for a reunion. And had already told Lauren that he was going to break it off with Becca before he actually did so.

For Brutus is an honorable man;

Am I the only weirdo here who actually enjoyed mother! as well as J’s performance in it?

AVOCADO TOAST

I’m already past the age of when my parents had me, and I do not forsee a future where they would have grandchildren. Why? Because I can’t even afford to live by myself. Either they build the caretaker robots or give us MORE money.