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I think you mean Vera Bradley. I live in a downmarket Texas town and that’s what all the white moms and girl kids carry (backpacks for the kids). Similar floral motifs.

If they listen to ICP, there’s a 78.832% chance they’re racist. They also think Eminem is the greatest rapper of all time and hate all other rap music.

Yo Talenti is the only “ice cream” I’ll buy in stores, good lookin out 😂

The worst part of that article was the comment thread saying racism is bad in the US and UK but what about all the racism in South America and Asia. 

“It’s been almost a year now since over 60 million of us decided, consciously and with agency, to elect Donald Trump President of the United States.”

You crazy - This whole list is a single plate of food I would devour in 4 seconds.

Why is talking about the reality of what Black women face anti-Black male? We are always told we’re being divisive when we talk about what’s going on. It’s a great way to silence us and nothing has to change. This has nothing to do with white people and what they want.

Let me find my seat real quick because the umar stans are coming.

I grew up in Colorado Springs. The city had it coming.

This form of prop racism is so tired and boring that I would have taken that banana, put it into a sundae, and left a “thank you” note. With a ps implying that I “had no clue that racist fucktards could be so giving”.

I would call the future sister in law and tell her that her kids are not welcome because no kids are welcome, that she is not welcome and has already been taken off of the guest list because she can’t do something simple like respect the bride and groom’s wishes on their own wedding and lastly that it’s clear that she

Sorry but making middle aged white people feel better about their failings in life is no longer part of my job description. To all those on the right that have an issue with anyone calling that fat fuck what he is, feel free to kiss my black ass. He rose to his current position by dog whistling about the heritage of

THEN WHAT IS EVEN THE FUCKING POINT OF OWNING NETFLIX??

Carol sucks. Even we lighter brown folk (Mexicans, Arabic Peninsula folk) hate her.

She hates us all, but maaaaaan... she really hates you if you’re darker than Candice when she came back from the Bahamas.

Overly friendly white people. This is part of what makes Get Out next level.

When your coworkers want to go to karaoke—looking at me like I’m supposed to be the next Luther

Can we add office potlucks to this list cause Janice and her odd Jell-O & marshmallow salad.. #VOM

One time I was headed to this hood spot in Dallas to get a good ass fish basket...(not the point)....so on my way I see a pack...like literally 20 stray dogs walking down the street. Then I saw a man headed their direction, he yelled out “Who fucking dogs is these?” as he was running across the street. I damn near

I’m 100% here for this list.

See, this is what we call “actionable advice”. She’s looking for specific things she can DO, and if she’s resigned herself to the fact that they’re going coparent, she should get her financial and custodial houses in order BEFORE she’s stuck with a newborn that there’s no guarantee he’ll help with.