Can you not right now? Texas is a purple state that goes red because it’s gerrymandered to hell and back. It’s also home to Houston, the most diverse major city in the country, which is also getting hit the hardest.

I give Rachel and Bryan about the same time frame. Maybe 6 months tops.

when you say “goofy on purpose” do you mean bad on purpose? I haven’t seen anyone say that it’s too goofy or silly, just that it’s badly made/boring/has a terrible, uncatchy chorus. Like, how are people being “played” by not liking a song? I just can’t see how you can say that unless you’d be willing to say that no…

I was kinda digging it until I got to the chorus. The chorus is terrible.

It’s hard to say, but it seems to me that this behavior does not follow that of a savvy serial killer.

So the haters gonna hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss

That’s it, I am buying stock right now in popcorn. All the popcorn companies.

To be completely honest. I think his mother is a common example of older white women who have biracial children. Sleeping with Black men was something she “experimented” with back in the day. That resulted in two children...but ultimately, who she slept with didn’t change who she is and has always been...another white…

Didn’t he also date Rihanna? Or am I making that up?

If you have access to an HBO or HBOGO account, I’d highly recommend checking out Sunday’s John Oliver segment as well.

I told my brother this spring that I think HBCUs are gonna have a spike in enrollment in the next few years. Good luck to him.

Immediately cross post this to Jez, please and thx

I wonder why she bothers with choreography at all.

I seriously think she treated him that way because she’s not over him. She seemed defensive. I think if she was genuinely over him she would have been cool and mostly positive. Of course I could just be wildly projecting, but you could feel the tension between them through the screen. He obviously still has feelings…

Instead of being annoyed with the finale, I will just look at this picture of the happy couple that I actually care about.

“Go find someone to have a mediocre life with.”is the sentence I will use in all future breakups from now on.

My general rule is that if a couple is always posting public statements about how much they love each other and how happy they are that they are just hiding some dark shit from us and probably from themselves as well.

What? We’re sad? Anna Farris can do better. Chris Pratt had one adorable role as Andy Dwyer, then when the big fame hit he word vomited his real, problematic thoughts about how it’s men’s “turn” to be objectified in film and about how there aren’t enough films that are about white hetero guys like him.

As a “curvy” chick (honestly, I like to just call myself a fat girl but people take such issue with that) I’m honestly turned off when a guy makes a big deal about being into curvy girls. I like all types of body types on a dude and I’m not making a point to fucking shout it from the rooftops.

It seems weird to me that someone who is a member of the monarchy would not understand how monarchies work.