Can we get a unit check? 260 lb average sumo seems low. The lightest NFL offensive lineman is 274 lbs. The average NFL offensive lineman is 314 lbs.

But look what it says on the stern!

Normal post-rollover maintenance? How many cars have you rolled that you have a process down for this? And were any of them M3s? Kidding aside if the motor doesn’t need much (could be as stupid as a busted wire to the fuel pump or starter) it would be pretty cool to try to swap into something for cheap-ish. Maybe find…

That being said, the seller is firm in the idea that he does not want to part out the car.

3 words: dump that bitch. Imagine marrying her?

saying things like “there are too many tourists” at all makes you part of the problem, tbh

Mahwah or the Highwah, Klaus!

I thought Obi-Wan was great, but even if you didn’t like it, at least it was about something. Plus you didn’t need to do hundreds of hours of homework to figure out why you should care about the characters. 

Buys 2070 TI for Ace Attorney.  Yea...this checks out.

Wait. Wait.

“Don’t you worry Mr. Trump, you’re in good hands! I’ve got an interactive program on here about how to be an Ace Attorney, and it’s never steered me wrong. I tell ya, we’ve got this one in the bag!”

He has a point but being such a blowhard about it is just going to backfire. Charging for mods is justifiable but acting like a petulant child and threatening to crash people’s PCs is not. 

All labor is supposed to be done in exchange for absolutely nothing but good feelings, didn’t he know that? What would you possibly want money for, food? Shelter? Talk about entitled!

It’s ribbed for everyone’s pleasure. 

You like ridges?  Well, we’ve got them!

I’m pretty sure that guy is Australian...

We are used to highways and high speeds, where maneuverability isn’t an issue and you can read your phone while cruising at 70 mph.

Reminding everyone that when Elon Musk says he bought Twitter to “restore free speech” he’s selling us a load of horse shit. He bought Twitter in a fit of pique because the company dared fact check Covid misinformation he was spreading. He wanted the platform as a bullhorn to press his own political and economic agenda…

Someone said that Elon Musk was celebrated for being our generation’s Henry Ford, and now is getting himself vilified for the same reason.

This is hilarious. Twitter wants organizations and business to pay $1000 a month for verification, that can apparently just be completely removed on a whim.