When your position is murkier than a bottle of Flint water, yeah, I’d say you need to shore things up.

Heath Mello is kinda getting thrown under the bus here. I was glad to see you point out that his positions are very similar to Tim Kaine.

So why wasn’t Mello primaried out? Why didn’t the Democratic Party run a better candidate? Are we just going to consider this another unwinnable race?

Actually, take it from an outsider - the biggest problem you have isn’t extremism, it’s not recognizing where your politicians sit on the spectrum.

Fuck yourself to death.

There is no pro-choice candidate running for mayor of Omaha, so your choices are an anti-choice Democrat or an anti-choice Republican. Who would Clinton want you to vote for?

Dumb. Clinton would absolutely have supported this candidate. She was fundraising for downticket Dems throughout her campaign.

Yup. The weed industry if kind of the like the beer industry during that time for a few years where every other beer was high gravity IPA, fortunately that trend has wound down and now the new trends are sour beers and low gravity session ales.

“I thought it was important that people on the other side of the DMZ see our resolve in my face.”

If only Doug had the pitchman power of Troy McClure.

He’s basically Eastern Conference LaMarcus Aldridge

“Well, if you look at my Book of Basketball, sometimes when too many alpha dogs can’t get over the level of losing pyramid and there’s a little Ewing Theory potential beca-”

How about the part where Marc Gasol goes 4 for 15, including 0 for 9 on shots not directly under the basket, or where the Memphis bench not named Zach Randolph also shot 4 for 15. They started Wayne Selden for cryin out glavin, who I’m pretty sure ESPN just now updated his bio to include a picture of him. It’s…

I’ve been waiting all day for Barf Bag just to share this.

“when a bigger Nazi comes along afterwards and punches you in the face, you can’t complain about it”

I agree with this take, but I’d still take a righteous asshole antifa kid over a “Won’t someone think of the poor Starbucks” tut-tutter any day.

wheeee still high af rn USA

“Excuse me, ma’am? Ma’am!? Do you have a minute to discuss ethics in gaming journalism?” MA’AM?!?”