But what about the rest of the fucking movie? IT’s a sub-Dreamworks level talking dog movie after those first five minutes. Never has a movie dined out more on five good minutes. Take off your blinders and try watching the rest of it with fresh eyes.

One of the boys did self-identify as gay in the film.

You can fairly argue anything, artistically. I adore Fury Road but I don’t think it’s better than Tree of Life or Moonlight. Is that me being unfair?

You realize that the nerds have won, right? You get that? That you are the single most dominant force in popular culture, perhaps ever? That everything that gets made gets made for you? You are aware of this?

What if the masses simply won’t get educated unless the oppressed educate them? What if there is no alternative to the oppressed having to educate, in order to make the world better?

Why do so many gamers root against Star Citizen?

I’m sorry but you’ve got this wrong - Ego literally says “not everyone can be a great artist.” That’s part of the point of the movie, that talent is real and not everyone has it.

When Ego says “not everyone can be a great chef,” he’s correct. There’s such a thing as talent in the world, it is not evenly distributed, and the fact that this is unfair does not make it untrue.

Saving Private Ryan is a mediocre movie at best. One great battle scene followed by by-the-numbers war movie.

but what about the rest of the movie of Up. The ensuing 90 minutes. Have you tried to do a critical evaluation of that which does not rely on the good will of the first 10 minutes?

Imagine if people ever discussed Up! beyond those first ten minutes. If they did they’d probably see that it’s a tedious talking-dog movie with very little of the Pixar charm.

So characters can never evolve, never change? That’s depressing.

Huh? What about Odyssey?

Bi erasure = not cool

that’s the saddest thing I’ve ever read

Fuck’s sake, that’s the most tired and worst fan theory ever.

There is literally no textual evidence for this at all. Nothing in the movie hints at it one iota. It is the most witless, pointless of fan theories, and that’s really saying something.

Are there just literally no editors

“Ferris is bad actually” is some of the most boring faux contrarian movie wisdom out there

they’ll load so much faster