Hey, let’s be fair...

TAKE THAT PATRIARCHY

Not liking Joker is not a personality.

Performatively disliking Joker so that you can stake your place in the tribe is really old hat by now, man.

Inglorious Basterds is even worse in this regard.

you get that the Labianca murders still happened in real life, right?

Just in case you needed something else to be mad about... and pretend like that anger is politics.

Shakespeare in Love is a vastly better film than Saving Private Ryan, which is one great battle scene followed by two hours of the most uninspired war movie cliches ever committed to film.

Shakespeare in Love is a vastly better movie than Saving Private Ryan.

The movie is about the rage of the underclass; it’s been called a movie about white male rage by the AV Club because they insist on seeing everything in the most reductive terms and in hitting certain political buzzwords in their titles.

“Alexa, what is a ‘parasocial relationship’?”

lol so it’s a completely symbolic gesture that means nothing and accomplishes nothing

lol this is a stre-e-e-e-tch

The Let the Right One In remake was well-made but also, just, completely pointless given the existence of the original.

I mean, realistically, shutting down underperforming schools and bussing the kids to the better performing schools tends to actually be beneficial to the kids.

But there are plenty of games that remain “Early Access” for years and years after they are available to purchase. At what point do you just have to set the distinction aside, given that people are paying full price?

Isn’t it glaringly obvious that Nancy’s going to turn up not dead in the end and they will solve the mystery together?

This

Yes, it’s true - in art, all characters should be Good or Bad, and Good characters should always do Good and Bad characters should only do Bad, and there should be no nuance, character development, or hard questions in art at all. That’d be great.

Always good to be reminded that We Are Good and They Were Bad