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Trying to shoehorn in the entire Two Face saga into a movie about the Joker was just a fundamental, structural flaw.

Hmm, no. He explicitly says he doesn’t want to talk to Rey via Force bond at that time. And it’s been established already that they have no control over it at that point in the series. What you’re saying doesn’t hold up.

You have to move on, in art as in life. You have to change; you have to evolve. Rian Johnson attempted to do that. He didn’t do a perfect job of it, but at least he tried, and the result was the best Star Wars movie.

Yes, but Yoda is the one who (seemingly) destroys the Jedi sacred texts and acts like it’s a good thing....

“Without his consent” was when I knew you were just another Reddit troll.

If Palpatine controlled Snoke the whole time, and Palpatine knew about Rey and wanted to turn her, why did Snoke order Kylo Ren to kill Rey?*

which coincides perfectly, of course, with the utter de-radicalization of the gay rights movement

In the latter decades of the 20th century people experienced a collapse in meaning; religion lost its luster and traditional social goals (like the marriage, two kids and car in the garage) came to feel hollow and pointless. People looked for meaning where they could find it. Some found it in a series for children.

This is another episode in the series “You don’t actually own the things you like, so deal with it.”

Mooving was sitting right there and you didn’t take it

Can you please explain a little about why you feel she was a bad human being? 

I’m convinced the original becoming the highest-grossing movie of all time was either a) a glitch in the Matrix or b) the result of a deal with the devil struck by Cameron. Everything about this franchise screams “flop” to me. idgi

I’m afraid I still maintain that opinion for the gentleman ahead of me in line who order his with TWENTY SUGARS.

Forced meme, clearly.

TLJ and TROS will both make well over a billion dollars and many billions more on merchandise and ancillaries. They are massively successful films. And Solo made back its budget.

“racial purposes”

Nothing belongs to the fans. Nothing. You are not special or important because of what you like or the media you consume. And the movie would make a billion without any one of you crying neckbeards.

You don’t own Star Wars because you first saw it in the theaters when you were a young lad or whatever the fuck. Your whole rant here is the epitome of toxic fandom: “this thing means so much to me, therefore I own it.” A person who went into Rise of Skywalker never having seen another Star Wars film has as much right

Because it’s a tonal mess, it’s plot holes are so plentiful the movie verges on incoherence, it involves not one not two but THREE space Macguffins to even have a plot, it’s both frenetic and plodding, and gives us two new characters and one old one with nothing to do.

And both Anakin and Luke are defined at first by their desire to get away from Tatooine!