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Honey, oh honey, she’s wearing a 38 E I’m thinking. I’m so sorry Fenty did you dirty teasing the inclusiveness. Your problem (and mine) is the smaller mediumish band size but the honking cups. The cups that when a child wears them on their head they don’t look like cute giant ears but a 2nd and 3rd head. I bought a…
my cats’ toe beans smell like corn chips.
Not really.
Exactly. I wasn’t laughing because it was funny it was more laughing because “Oh my god, I can’t believe she just said that.”
Why aren’t more people talking about one of the best jabs; Mitch McConnell is getting his neck circumcised. That was fucking gold.
It’s almost like comedy is subjective or something.
Yeah, as someone who used to excitedly race home to cook and eat with the (now ex) boyfriend I feel you re: eating alone. It can be very depressing. Reading while eating is better than watching television. The problem with television is that it can make you subconsciously anxious and/or make you eat too quickly while…
Jezzies, what are your nap routines?
Sending you some extra Serenity to share with your HR person.
Thanks! I’m very bad at not doing all the what-if crap but I’m trying really hard to just enjoy that this is over.
I should probably wait until my dinner is delivered but I think this at the very least calls for no pants.
Hey all let’s raise a glass of anything, yes? Cheers! For me it’s an Italian red wine and also a bottle of seltzer. #hydrate So, The Bartender offered to make me dinner, and make dinner he did. All things I liked/I’ve ordered at restaurants, and he told me he was learning my palate. He also had wines that I loved, and…
I’m all packed up at my brother’s place for my move into the new place next week. I’m on vacation for the week as well so I can relax before and after. I’m usually a procrastinator about packing but most of my stuff is in storage and I have so little at my brother’s it seemed silly to put it off to last minute. I…
That’s so awesome that you’re getting more politically involved! And Modest Mouse is great.
She is gone!!!
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