It’s not as if one needs to be coherent in order to be a paid writer. Purple monkey dishwasher.

The fuck?

R2-D2 and C-3PO try not to blow their cover while infiltrating Jabba’s palace. Still the threat of violence, but it’s just droids.

Also:

Sure. Let’s see... There’s a rare white rhino that’s just been born in the Bronx Zoo and a impotent plutocrat who really WANTS THAT HORN. It becomes a cat and mouse game between our Fish and Wildlife Agent and the poacher who wants the big pay day. An individual.

Cyber crime is also a great option — our hero and…

I second the nomination of Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries! Terrific heroine, only light violence shown, and any misogynist characters are firmly dealt with. She’s the baddest flapper in all of 1920s Melbourne (and her outfits are also beyond fab).

In the criminal justice system, animal based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these furry felonies are members of an elite pack known as the Animal Victims Unit.

Of course it’s possible! Our protagonist is racing against a [terrorist cell, gang, corporation, corrupt politician, misguided crusader, shadowy conspiracy] to retrieve a stolen [bioweapon. Nukes. Dirty bomb. Regular bomb. Chemical weapons] that [bad guy] wants to use to wipe out [a city, a country, island, train,…

I miss Hannibal. GoT, on the other hand, I’m glad I gave up on.

CSI: ASPCA

From the Washington Post:

You know he wanted to take it and some poor WH aide got stuck with the job of telling him it was a joke at his expense.

Aren’t all of Donald Trump’s toilets already solid gold and used?

I have been in a rage about the attacks on the judge for 24 hours now. A) it’s beside the point, B) you come off as defending the feelings of a serial molester/rapist, C) there’s plenty of judges out there looking out for men, don’t worry, D) his letter and statements about the impact on his mental health proves that…

Unless reading financial statements, long boring board resolutions, and reviewing massively thick books of policies and procedures is something she enjoys,I think there’s a better role to be had.

The very reason that I (as a new-to-it sub, only had two Doms and I knew them very well as friends -for years- before our sexual relationship happened) haven’t even looked for another lover or Dom. Risky enough to try to meet up with someone from the internet for a coffee or dinner or friendly sex. Add some gentle…

Well it all comes down to this simple fact: which one is more atractive? Which one is the younger one? Which one can be cast in more broader range of movies? Its harsh but thats the industry they are in. Should it be changed? Of course! Will it? Maybe in the future hopefully.

Additionally apt fun fact: It’s also used as sexual display, hippo lovers like hippos who can fling their poo the farthest.

Fun Fact*: Hippos wag their tail when shitting becuase they use dung to mark territory, thus the goal is to spread the “word” as broadly as possible. Thus, a most apt analogy.

Just don’t use toy guns, that may confuse the cops and get you killed.