May I say: Really appreciate the support Jalopnik is providing us today with all the suggestions for making it out of Thanksgiving alive. Not a gearhead, more a general geek, but I’ll take what I can get.

You just can’t win with some people.

...and start drinking it before you arrive. Wise decision.

Exactly. The idiots won’t arrive at the logical conclusion that they’re idiots, because he got blown up bythe government. You can see the missile coming at the rocket from the left, film at 11.

Even if he can open his eyes and look out the window (?) while being smushed by rockety g-forces, he’s gonna be dead at the end of it, so he won’t be able to tell the world that science is fake news and = science fiction and the earth is flat. So we’re going to have to labor on in our sciency delusions without him. Oh…

“High IQ” ... compared to what?

But...but those aren’t science, “they’re just formulas”...formulas that came out of the air by spontaneous generation.

Wait, I thought Hell was inside the earth.

I hope he hasn’t reproduced, now that he’s going to win the Darwin contest.

You just made my day with that.

I don’t understand the greys very well. How do I know if I’m in the greys? What causes it? What are the consequences?

She’s not being attacked because she doesn’t believe the story. She’s being attacked by coming out in piblic, without knowing the story, and saying: “because I’ve known this guy for few years and he seems cool, he can’t have raped anyone and the woman is lying. Women lie all the time, sad but true.”

Lena Dunham appears to be dumb as a hake. (No offense intended to hakes.) How she got successful with such a bag of dog doo for brains I’ll never know.

Yes it makes sense that you want to be allowed to be sad and frustrated and cry for a week. Do you have the energy to tell your friend, “I know you’re trying to cheer me up, and I really appreciate it, but right now I’m scared and upset and I just need...to talk out all the ways I’m upset/a hug/a glass of wine/help…

I’m sorry you’re even in this predicament. I don’t know much, but what about talking to a lawyer? Or someone who could give you more information that might help you decide?

Friends later (if ever - you can decide later). You need time to heal and get your feet back under you. Now is not the time to be friends, so you should feel completely ok telling him nope, and nope you are not interested in hearing about his new thing, and...just nope. And then give yourself lots of hugs and good…

She was probably not asleep. More like pretending to be asleep because she was scared and confused.

...if they stay married, which half don’t. What happens to all those poor forlorn engagement rings then?

You will never take my glitter collection from me. Ever.

Big hug to you, internet stranger. This is a situation that it’s impossible to feel “good” about. You are not selfish for wanting a life! You need your life. It’s guaranteed painful though. Yes it is. Take care of you.