You just can’t win with some people.

...and start drinking it before you arrive. Wise decision.

But...but those aren’t science, “they’re just formulas”...formulas that came out of the air by spontaneous generation.

Wait, I thought Hell was inside the earth.

I hope he hasn’t reproduced, now that he’s going to win the Darwin contest.

You just made my day with that.

I don’t understand the greys very well. How do I know if I’m in the greys? What causes it? What are the consequences?

She’s not being attacked because she doesn’t believe the story. She’s being attacked by coming out in piblic, without knowing the story, and saying: “because I’ve known this guy for few years and he seems cool, he can’t have raped anyone and the woman is lying. Women lie all the time, sad but true.”

Lena Dunham appears to be dumb as a hake. (No offense intended to hakes.) How she got successful with such a bag of dog doo for brains I’ll never know.

Yes it makes sense that you want to be allowed to be sad and frustrated and cry for a week. Do you have the energy to tell your friend, “I know you’re trying to cheer me up, and I really appreciate it, but right now I’m scared and upset and I just need...to talk out all the ways I’m upset/a hug/a glass of wine/help…

I’m sorry you’re even in this predicament. I don’t know much, but what about talking to a lawyer? Or someone who could give you more information that might help you decide?

Friends later (if ever - you can decide later). You need time to heal and get your feet back under you. Now is not the time to be friends, so you should feel completely ok telling him nope, and nope you are not interested in hearing about his new thing, and...just nope. And then give yourself lots of hugs and good…

She was probably not asleep. More like pretending to be asleep because she was scared and confused.

...if they stay married, which half don’t. What happens to all those poor forlorn engagement rings then?

You will never take my glitter collection from me. Ever.

Big hug to you, internet stranger. This is a situation that it’s impossible to feel “good” about. You are not selfish for wanting a life! You need your life. It’s guaranteed painful though. Yes it is. Take care of you.

I’m done. No more news for the next 25 years.

Thank you for this important public information service. I can now remove “fancy ceramic pie baker” from my xmas list and be happy with my Pyrex one. One less thing to want is good.

Okay, I came here only in response to the headline (I did not read the article I am a terrible person leave me alone) and that picture of an infuriatingly smug, comfy politician who obviously never suffered the slightest adversity.

Many, many feels.