God I hope that was a sarcastic post.

I stand corrected. Thank you sir.

I bet a majority of super long distance runners have already converted most of their fast twitch muscle fibers to slow twitch through training.

You can daisy chain something like 5 or more devices on one port with real world data speeds about twice as fast as usb 3.0.

The correct number is "shit-tons/sec"

I don't always complain about the lists but...

But what about your foot-nipples?

Simple but awesome.

So we basically abandoned practical use of funds to start two (now three) wars?

Damn, I watched that video and I'm pretty sure that my eyes are bleeding and my brain is melting.

Ever heard of a trouser snake?

Or someone who lives in the area put one up cause that sort of thing probably happens a lot there.

You know what fraternity he was talking about?

The giant size of the galaxy (and the millions of other galaxies) means more chances for there to be a planet with life on it.

No strangling at all. I really hate it when people yank on their dog's neck over and over again. In fact, what would a dog's mother do to keep them from harassing her too much? A quick nip is all it took to stop the behavior. The collar is made to feel like a mother dog's teeth.

Every time I go more than 2 mph over I start getting followed/pulled over. Then again, I am from Maryland.

Very true. Coming off the spur from 495 to 270 in the HOV lane going about 85 is normal...

It seriously isn't. I have a German Shepherd that used to pull like crazy. I got one of these and obedience classes and not only will he not pull any more but whenever we walk, he automatically heels unless I tell him he can go somewhere else.

I'd take it with tan seats and a quarter or so of the price.

Billy Bob Thorton was the tits.